Why there is pornography in the Gospel

As I noted in the previous blog post, the Gospel is some “alien” mathematics.

We can guess what it is about by the word “Gospel” which means “good news” in Greek. It apparently means that it takes anything and transforms it into good news.

I translated Jn. 19:23-25 from Greek in an unusual way: “… soldiers (of the celestial army), spreading in couches, who make it stay stable and insert, staying near, and continue safe and healthy and do not shame, staying ready in the presence of others, they made themselves companions and reserved them for themselves, took them (somebody’s personality) into possession, giving her access to themselves, took by hands (the personality to use her), not rejecting but receiving what is offered, the garments of Jesus to put them onto themselves… Also the tunic (holy garments). But the tunic was whole from above, the north of one third of the heaven, woven through all… And they stayed in presence of others ready near the cross of Jesus: mother of Jesus and the sister of the mother Mary and the wife of Clope and Mary Magdalene (that is raised bed).”
After reading this I concluded that the “tunic” is spiritually mother of Jesus, saint Mary, and I should “put on” her onto myself, that is to marry her.

Also I read: “25 Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother, and his mother’s sister, Mary the wife of Cleophas, and Mary Magdalene. 26 When Jesus therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he said to his mother, Woman, behold your son! 27 Then said he to the disciple, Behold your mother! And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home.”

Certainly I decided that I am this disciple and I should took the mother of Jesus into my home that is marry her. I was greatly confused why I, Christian, to have astral sex. I invented the “theory” that God gives Maria Putina me to wife and I must do masturbation together with her, because they would not allow us just to meet.

So, why have I found a pornography in the Gospel?

The answer seems the following: The Gospel makes good news out of anything. If anything, then it should be about sex too. Sex is a silly physiological feature of a human. How can it be a good news about sex? It would need to be raised to the heaven, made sex with saint Mary herself, etc. Otherwise how could it be a good topic for news?

So I conclude: The Gospel makes such wonders and transforms into spiritual things anything, but if a thing is mentioned in the Gospel, it does not mean that this thing is good by itself. It just works on anything and says about every topic, because every topic could be transformed into good news, I assume. Everything is good in some aspect. I just accidentally found the place of Gospel which acts on sex.

This also means that we should not follow the Gospel things, as every thing is a thing of Gospel. If the Gospel can make astral sex, it does not mean that we should practice it.

Gospel is just some mathematics. It is not a guide for our life.

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