When we read the Bible and declare what is written in it, it really works.
When we read it in the Original (the Jewish Torah and in general the Tanach or the Greek Gospel), the Bible is particularly strong.
So, I learned a little Hebrew and began to read the Torah in the original. I found a fragment of the Bible with fragments of words such as “palm”, “hyena”, “ostrich”. It also says: “Do not go out of your tent.” I decided that I should become a missionary in Africa, live in a tent and preach in a big tent too. But it also says what can be translated “but your brothers, the whole house of Israel, may weep for the seraph, which the Lord kindled,” or “for the seraph, which is a seraph of the Lord.” I told this to someone on the Internet and he convinced me that I was a seraph in a human form.
Indeed, it is written in the Gospel: (Eph. 2:6) “And has raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus.” If we are in heaven, as the Gospel says, why should not I be a real seraphim in human form?
This is the place of the Torah in the AKJV translation:
(Lev. 10) 6 And Moses said to Aaron, and to Eleazar and to Ithamar, his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest you die, and lest wrath come on all the people: but let your brothers, the whole house of Israel, mourn the burning which the LORD has kindled. 7 And you shall not go out from the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, lest you die: for the anointing oil of the LORD is on you. And they did according to the word of Moses. 8 And the LORD spoke to Aaron, saying, 9 Do not drink wine nor strong drink, you, nor your sons with you, when you go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest you die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations: 10 And that you may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean
The details of my prophecy did not come true. The explanation of my mistake is here (very interesting).
But as a result, I became a real wizard.
Since, according to a legend, St. Mary is a female seraphim, it is quite natural that, in further studying the Bible, I decided that I should marry her (details here).
Mary appeared to me in the form of a cloud, but I realized that this is not an ordinary cloud. I did not understand that it was Maria and decided to fight with this creature. I sent my outer space energy to the cloud, which I received through the study of Torah, to the cloud. There was barely enough energy, but I still managed to cope with the cloud. And after that from the cloud it began to snow, but not snowflakes, but rather large rotating spirals of ice. It was at plus 14 degrees in the summer, and I saw a thermometer.
After that, I opened the Torah and read: (Num. 12) “8 With him will I speak mouth to mouth, even apparently, and not in dark speeches; and the similitude of the LORD shall he behold: why then were you not afraid to speak against my servant Moses? 9 And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed. 10 And the cloud departed from off the tabernacle; and, behold, Miriam became leprous, white as snow: and Aaron looked on Miriam, and, behold, she was leprous.” “Miriam” is “Mary” in another language, and I considered myself a great Moses. Here it is a cloud and snow, which says the Lord, I decided. Avatar of Mary received spiritual leprosy for 7 days (Lev. 12:14).
Well, and so on.
In general, this should not continue: we have become real wizards, and magic is not encouraged by the Bible. It is a clear contradiction. What was our mistake?
We cannot get rid of this while we (Eph. 2:6) see ourselves as spiritual beings seated in heavens. We must become human again and get rid of the magic and obsession with the angels. How? Read here.
Having fun, when I was asked in the church what spirit I was possessed with, I said: I am an evangel. Why is a “evangel”, they asked me. And I replied: “so that I cannot be expelled by the evangelion.”
So, we have to humble to the human level, that is, to stop all the time doing magic. But how can a human be better than an angel? Read in this almost mathematical article about the secret meaning of the earthly church.
So, the joke is over, it’s time to drive out evangels.